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The Jamis
Milk Meee!

NAME: Jamie aka The Jamis, Jamis the anus, The Jameinis, Jame, J-Lu, Jam-BOT, Jamie Pot Pie, Jamie Pot Leaf…and so many more.
BIRTH: January 11th, 1987….Great Year. Not really.
INSTRUMENT EXPERIENCE: Bass Guitar, Flute, Bass Drum, Harmonica, Cymbals, owns and soon will become a master of the dijeridoo.
EDUCATION: Suga’ Plum (daycare) oh, yeah! West Wood (Kindergarten), McKinley (1/2 of 1st grade), Sartell Elementary (2nd ˝ of 1st grade and 2nd grade), Sartell Intermediate (3rd-5th), Sartell Middle School (6th-8th), Sartell High School (9th-10th), Perpich Center for Arts Education (11th-lets hope that I will graduate). Thumbs up!
KEYWORDS: …Awkward, band-nerdoid, artistic, shocking, idiotic, foolish, unwise, reckless, distracted, lacking judgment, inattentive - she's a keeper!
PREFERRED MUSIC: Incubus, Bjork, Sublime, Weezer, Coldplay, Linkin Park, TOOL, Dashboard Confessional, Tom Petty, Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age, John Mayer, Many musicals and soundtracks and so forth….
LIKES: Being cared for, sleeping, strange odors, music, attractive backs, spotting cracks, making art and music, writing lyrics, being dumb, making people laugh, making words for license plates, and “sleeping bags!”
DISLIKES: Dry elbows, bad music, and fake people.
OTHER: The Jamis. This innocent little pot pie knows how to get her freak on! She OWNS A MOFOIN' BASS, and gets hands on making attractive noises with it, including "barrrr" and "darrrr." She provides many lovely vocals, but that's not all...Someday she will be a super, freaky, artist and people will pay her for the delightful crap her hands produce!

The O-leesha
There goes my shirt!

NAME: The O-leesha, Neu-Bot, Leelee, aka Alicia.
BIRTH: April 24th, in the 80's. I am a Taurus. MEOW!
INSTRUMENT(S): Guitar, sax-a-ma-phone (HAHA!), keyboard percussion, the bottle?
EDUCATION: Quaw-Heck (MT) Elementary, St. Suck Elementary, Sartell Middle & HS.
PREVIOUS JOBS: Uhhhh . . . one time I put pamphlets for Williams Chiropractic on 1,000 homes in Sartell. It was then I decided I wasn't cut out for a "job."
KEY WORDS: attention, deficit, disorder, jackass, stalker, fitter, happier, more productive.
FAVE MUSIC: Radiohead, Sublime, Cake, Alkaline Trio, Weezer, Frank Sinatra, TOOL, Queens of the Stone Age, Coldplay, Sigur Ros, Incubus, Bjork, Dashboard Confessional, Flaming Lips, um . . . that's like 1/100th of the bands I love.
LIKES: MUSIC, sleep, hot potatoes, sweet cuppin' cakes, "sleeping bags," yelling "MEE TOOO - I AM A CHEF!"
DISLIKES: "Punk," waking up, driving, man-whores, losing stuff because I am just so dumb.
INFLUENCES: Caffiene, late nights, too much free time.
OTHER: Whether she's tromping around on the playground, trying to be an artsy weirdo, or driving around in A Wang-chungin' Vehicle, she's always up for a good time. Though she may not be a Jimi Hendrix, O-leesha is the gee-tar player in the band. Along with her guitar and crappy, yet . . . crappy voice, she supplies the group with her own patented crazy antics, or "reckless driving." One day she will become a music journalist and have crazy times with rockstars . . . other than Jamis.

MYSTERY BANANA!
Juice-ahh right in your caboose-ahh!

NAME: Mystery Banana.
BIRTH: December 18th, 2002.
INSTRUMENT(S): The awesome three-piece drum-kit! Look at shim GO!
EDUCATION: Not so sure.
PREVIOUS JOBS: Bartender at the Red Carpet, cab driver on the mean streets of St. Cloud.
KEY WORDS: Mysterious, banacne, ban-anus.
FAVE MUSIC: Bananarama, Flock of Seagulls, but MB won't own up to that one.
LIKES: CHillin' in a bowl on the countertop, being a monster behind the kit.
DISLIKES: Getting brown spots, banana bread, apes, Britney Spears.
INFLUENCES: Being under the influence.
OTHER: By the way, Bananarama is a band from the 80's.