I'm going to cry! I REALLY DO like boys!
(they just don't like me)
11.3.03
YOU'S A HO! HO! YOU'S A HO! I SAID THAT YOU'S A HO!
Can anyone explain to me why that song is just so goddamn good?
Recently it has come to my attention that there's no good music coming out of the world lately, and that means i have nothing to bitch about OR write about in here. so i'm all about the jibberish:
TEENAGE DIRTBAG: What the hell? I hate it so much I like it.
GREEN DAY: rocks my socks.
FGQWGADS: Everybody to the limit. Best summertime song EVER.
ALICIA: is such a nerd.
WHITESNAKE: Here I go again. On my own. So awesome.
JOHNNY CASH: Why are the good ones dying?? Fackin' A.
THE CHEWY NOISE: is so cool BLRRRRRRR! If you can do it, we have to get married. Unless you have a vagina. Or you're dumb.
"WORRY ROCK" by WEEZER: Really, really good.
"PUNK": oh man. no matter how many times i talk about this, it won't change. so stupid kids who think blink-182 invented punk and shopping at hot topic makes you even punker, go right ahead. i'll keep remebering that you liked basckstreet boys a year ago. TRENDS SUCK!
PINA COLADAS: Any song about them is instantly wicked sweet. yes. i said wicked sweet. eat it.
SOUP: Want some? It's full of carrots and batteries.
ANY BAND THAT'S TRYING TO MAKE IT THAT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE .KNOCK.: please come along and get famous and change what's going on . . . otherwise i'm going to just listen to enya or those gregorian chant guys for the rest of my life.
PEACE.
6.24.03
All I can say is:
You ain't done saaaaaid that!
6.07.03
Here are the recent bands that I have become obessed and influenced by:
- RADIOHEAD: I just love the complexity to thier music and abiguity of thier lyrics; they're kinda just gibberish-y ("Nervous messed up marionettes / floating round on a prison ship . . . " or "You can keep the furniture / bump on the head / howling down the chimney . . . " etc.) but you still can find the emotion within the song by getting your own interpretation of it. Thom Yorke is just so . . . neat-o.
- ALKALINE TRIO: Along with Radiohead, I've liked them for a couple years now, but I especially got into them this year. Some would say that they're just another Simple Plan / blink-182 / Good Charlotte-type band, because they're sort of grouped into the skater-rock scene, but I think they have way, way more to offer than the other bands do. Intead of singing about "being addicted to you" or whiny celebrities (even though that's what they are . . . OH SNAP!) they just have a more cynical, deeper meaning to their music. They still have the guitar and bass and drums that makes you want to put on your Dickies and spiked bracelets and hop in a mosh pit, but they have some deeply emotional and MEANINGFUL lyrics happening.
- BJORK: I heard a song by Bjork, "Joga," on the plane home from France, and it really hit me. I'd heard it maybe once before, but since I was actually paying attention this time, I listened to her voice and the lyrics, and I was just amazed. Bjork, as long as I've known about her (like five years), I've just admired her crazily strong and distinctive voice and the uniqueness of her songwriting. The words she uses are just so pure and truthful, and I love it when songwriters can do that.
- SIGUR ROS: Unless you're down with Icelandic music, you probably haven't heard about them, but they're a rock sort of band; they are kinda like mellow TOOL mixed with Coldplay or Radiohead. I heard some of their music on the plane (Icelandic Air has some quality music, I tell ya) and it's very, very beautiful. I listened to two songs from their album "()" - tracks 1 and 4 - and I really, really like their style. I wish I could understand the words, all like three of them that are repeated through the song, because the songs are just so pretty.
Basically, those are the four bands I've been listening to since summer popped up to say hello, and well . . . I like them. YAY.
2.23.03
WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRFFDAY! Yes. Juicy. Okay, now, as for the topic of rockin' like there's, well, no tomorrow, (comma [x5] chameleon!) I uh showered today, which is alot to say since alot of rockstars (aka JAMIE) DON'T! I mean, she's like a beast! She doesn't shower, and she lets the hot breath flow from her awesome potato . . . cheeks? Ouch. Jamie's mother atttacks me with vibrating instuments, and it's, well, a happy time. Anyway, I am happy for the Pot Pie, because she can let her inner soul breath fly out and no one can smell it. WOW MOM!!
So anyway, My attempts at learning more music and writing more guitar music has been very feeble. BUT, I have acutally written a song called 'Verb," it's a good one. Not an ode to English classes, but uhhh yeah. I am currently being vibed!! EEEEEEEE! Basically, the band has been at a standstill since Christmas Day, but we WILL be changing that if it takes a violent basket of babies with poopy diapers. And just to drop a note, kinda like a turd, we're adding a drumline page and a possible "I HATE ALGEBRA II W/ TRIG" page, since that class makes both Jamie P.P. and I want to draw innapropriate appendages all over my stuff. Oh wait, that was just Jamie. I just drew the monkeys gone WILD!
That's it for now. Meanwhile, have some fun tonight. In fact, you might want to wang-chung tonight.
2.12.03
I just have to say that QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE are the best band EVER.
And yes . . .
EVEN JESUS HATES CREED.
1.03.03
Here it is, 2003. A whole new year, a new year of promise. But don't forget that crappiness that 2002 brought. In fact, here's a list of all that sucked musically in 2002.
1. Two words: PUNK-POP. Nothing has made me want to tear my face off more than this label and this kind of music. Punk? NOT SO MUCH.
2. Avril Lavigne. She'd be alright if she actually played that guitar that was hung around her neck and SHUT HER MOUTH. The tie is the least original thing I've ever seen in my life credited to one person who didn't deserve it.
3. Baby Dangling Jackson. Oh my . . . wow. I don't even need to say much about this one. Eh.
4. J. Lo. So apparently we didn't get she's all real and still ghetto the first 1,387,953,891 times she mentioned it. And what marriage is this, the 15th? Right.
5. Deaths. When not one but two Ramones die, there's definately a problem. Joe Strummer, (No more Rocking the Casbah) Layne Staley, etc. Sad.
6. Artists Making Crap Movies. Madonna . . . WHY? Mariah, DMX, Mandy Moore, Ja Rule, J. Lo, and so forth. Wow.
7. Whitney Houston YOU CRACKHEAD. GO HOME.
8. R. "Heaven, I Need A Hand-Job" Kelly. So you like the jailbait, ay? Good for you. Jackass.
9. Guns 'n' Roses 2: Electric Boogaloo. Just stop. Please.
10. Osbournes. Alright, I admit, it was pretty damn funny at first. Then - oh Jeez. Kelly, singing isn't your thing. Stick to whining about your daddy's credit card.
11. American Idol. I'll admit, Kelly Clarkson has a very nice voice. But she's an idiot and was handed stardom without struggling in crappy clubs and knowing what it's like to work so hard, and another stupid "singer" was born. Thanks!
12. Christina Aguilera. Christina has so much talent, but why does she have to whore herself out like that? Yes, we understand, YOU HAVE BUTTCHEEKS.
13. New Found Glory. Didn't they used to be named Blink-182? Derrrrrrr??
And that's all for now.
12.20.02
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
thanks to Nick. WEE!