NINJA BABE!
Domo Origato, Jamie Luoto!
9.10.03
I am at school and there is no hope for editing what I write and since I am STUPID this should be interesting. I am listening to "Faint" and I also went to the JT and CA concert which was tres fantatic. Music is GOOD. That is about all I have to talk about right now except for the GEESE at the school who POOP everywhere. I saw an ALBINO squirrle this week. That is all of the "music" talk I have to give to you....SEE YOU AT PEP-BAND! 8.14.03
School will begin for me in only one short week. I move into my dorm on AUG 24th. Ouch baby, that is soon. That means my last BASS lesson will be this week until I get into some sort of new school groove...alright with you baby? The J.T. & C.A. concert has also been moved to SEPT 2nd which makes me very sad, but I can deal. I will also find out if I can participate in drumline this year aw.....very soon. Tricky!
7.23.03
I swear for every quality song made three crap-tastic songs are made in return. Granted bad music makes good music sound even better, but why must there be annoying groupies to follow these bands and their lame musical attempts (ex. Simple Plan)? SHASTA! Well, all is well in BASSLAND except for my longing for an acoustic bass guitar. How wonderful it would be to, um….finger that baby...Woo! Summer is almost over and M.B. a.k.a. Mystery Banana is no longer with us, but hopefully this new lady “Amber” will be home soon and into “knock”….she has small shoes to fill. Finally, I will finish this update with a note: 33 days until I leave for school.
5.28.03
Granted that the entire world is in Europe for two weeks, I am having a fantastic time in Wonda Bread Ville, U.S.A. simply because it’s summertime and the livin’s easy…Jamie’s on the microphone with O-leesha, even though she’s in France where the French men live, doin’ their thing with thing and yeah. RIGHT, moving on then, one day, not so long ago Alicia and I decided that daddy likes your purple shirt. After this, we the Two Tards of Toasted or Baked Wonder Bread Town tried to retard-pop a musical melody out of the toaster to play behind this catchy phrase, we made no progress though, but I am happy to say that music does exist now behind this God awful catchy phrase. Now the bread just needs to be buttered, and Creed punished for their wrongdoing in making horrible music. Justice will be served just as every American will be serviced. Thumbs up for humanity!
3.20.03
Alicia and I (knock band members) are together, tonight, minus the mystery banana....to RRRROCKA, but more so, Sit online and listen to the Humpty Dance and enjoy oldschool rap! I also learned I can not do math or spell to save my life, but that we surely all knew. THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOU CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP, Uh do me baby....jackie CHAN! He's really getting old, but still does fine work. He is a good producer and acts like asian man doing american movies. TRES GOOD.
REAL ROCK TALK! If Jesus had a rock band what kind of music would he play, excluding christian rock/rap? Who would be in his band? What instrument would he play? ANSWERS CHILDREN- Jesus would play stoner rock with the help of Frank Sinatra (vocals), Jimi Hendrix (1st guitar), Ghandi (1st sitar), Mikey "Milky" Welsh formally from Weezy, but "cracked" up and still livin' life (Bass), and Jesus on the drummys! WONDERFUL! the band would be called:
JESUS Jones and the Fantastic Five.
ROCK ON KIDS, we gotta keep it alive for daddy. WE OUT, WORD, PEACE!
3.4.03.
Today-Longest day of my life. I promise. Currently, I am looking forward to spending this next weekend updating this twat-tastic site and releasing Wonda Bread. You can look forward to visiting the Algebra 2 with trig HATE page and the Drumline giblets page basically a page to explain over and over why Kelsey is a dumb TWAT TWAT. To discuss something not concerning genitalia….. Jackie Chan Hot BOT.
There is a drumline show at SCAC this weekend on Sunday at 1:00pm….Be there or be RECTANGULAR (LOL, Algebra….not funny.)!!! WaHAZah!
KIDS...My BASS is home and he looks tres jolie! I am rockin’ out to horrible, horrible music that, well, make me want to rip my arms off. I don’t though…it’s hard to recover from accidents like that. I am almost positive Jackie Chan could do it though. He is TRES cool! WORD or bye?
2.23.03
Hhhaoooot(hot) breath from between my cheeks. We are not discussing facial cheeks either. WOOTAPUTA like kunta kintae in my bathroom. Yes, I pfffted at drumline, but it was uncontrollable and lacked a oder. WOOTAPUTA to that too! NOW to talk about Jackie Chan and RrrrOOCKA! If Jackie Chan played rock music and did karahtee also known as karate would you make love with him? I would, even if he didn't play rock music because he can kick really high and I can't. I can put my legs behind my head though, and I would like to be able to play bass in that position with Jackie Chan present. HE is my Hero. ROCK TALK!
BAD NEWS KIDS: THE BASS is in the SHOP. ITS NECK is bent like a crooked wang chung. I am sad and miss its company in my small feathered bed. How do I sleep at night? Without socks and a bra. ROCK IS DONE WITH FOR TODAY KIDS. Sleep, tastfully if your naked.